Stiff performances hinder 'Jumper' story
'Bourne Identity' director fails to bring novel to life on screen
Thomas Maluck
Issue date: 2/19/08 Section: The Mix
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David Rice (Hayden Christensen) has led a life of luxury ever since discovering the ability to "jump," or teleport through space to anywhere he pleases. He robs banks with ease to fund a grand apartment and constant world tourism. It's fun to watch David use his powers to get easy money, mainly because the audience would do the same thing.
For all the fun David has, Christensen plays him so stiffly that the special effects look realistic by comparison. This makes an odd kind of sense, given that David leads his jumper life in secret, but his social problems don't figure into the story. His romantic troubles, unfortunately, do.
David seeks out his high school crush, Millie (Rachel Bilson), but their chemistry has no spark and no mixture. Millie is a sex object to be saved later - she flies with David to Rome on a whim, sleeps with him, then gradually asks who he really is. There's no signal that these two characters ever had a deeper connection beyond sharing a class years ago. David, who is willing to forego rescuing the stranded people he sees on live TV in order to sleep with anonymous women on the other side of the world, just can't get over his nostalgia.
Roland (Samuel Jackson) can't get over David and the other jumpers in the world. He leads the Paladins, a group of jumper-hunters who use Taser rods and ropes to stall jumpers before killing them. After David teleports with smug privilege for the whole movie, it's gratifying to watch his "Don't Tase me, bro!" moment. Roland despises jumpers for being "abominations," but that's the depth of his motivation. He says all jumpers "go bad," but the other main jumper character, Griffin (Jamie Bell), is the most righteous and interesting personality.
If David is a moody Nightcrawler, then Griffin is a spunky Doctor Who: Griffin is more clever, funnier and more exciting in a fight. "Jumper" is, regrettably, David's story, even if the reason for watching comes from special effects wielded by second bananas.
The movie's 90-minute run time leaves plenty of time for an exciting jumper showdown, as well as indulgent shots of Bilson, but not a fulfilling conclusion. A plot hole of a twist at the end begs less for a sequel than it does for this franchise to jump out of the public eye.
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Albert
posted 2/19/08 @ 12:37 PM EST
First of all who ever wrote this don't know what there talking about. You might want to watch the movie. If you paid attention at all to the movie you would of heard david tell millie at the near the end its always been you ever since we were five. (Continued…)
Brijesh
posted 2/25/08 @ 4:40 AM EST
The genre is so fresh and appealing that the minor glitches that u have quoted can be overlooked.
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