2008 Woodie Awards
There is a real menace in our midst that could implode polite society as we know it. That menace is the sagging of the pants. People have a tendency to get cheeky when discussing this, but I assure you it is no laughing matter. You may not have noticed, but there are young men - living in this upstanding community, no less - who feel at liberty to flaunt their Fruit of the Looms with pant waists at half mast, leaving no question as to their affinity for Spider-Man or plaid patterns or Spongebob Squarepants or what-have-you. (16) comments