You'll know you're
1. You have tripped over a brick and not
2. You have walked up four flights of stairs because you know there is not chance you will ever catch the elevator.
3. You are tired of eating Chick-fil-A, but it is still your number one choice for upstairs lunch.
4. You have sat in the wrong class on the first day of school and never said anything.
5. You have sat on the floor in the library during finals, desperate to study for an exam, because there is nowhere else to sit.
6. You have spent hours on the football ticket request website for a ticket you will never get.
7. You have fought the urge to bust a move while walking down Greene Street on Hip Hop Wednesday.
8. You grab the closest towel when you hear Sandstorm.
9. You use the word “cock” casually in conversations.
10. You can complain about USC, but the minute an outsider says something against her, you become that fighting Gamecock we are all so proud of.