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Twitter boring, lacks substance

Social media site simply uses Facebook’s status updates

I’ve been a fan of Facebook since my freshman year of college. The ability to keep up with friends, chat, organize events and share the next viral video you hope entitles you to enough “likes” to show up in “top news” has always intrigued me. However, this new social media craze has really gone over my head. Now, when I get on Facebook, I’m bombarded with links and jargon from other social networks that require me to join them in order to figure out what the heck is going on. So over the weekend, I took the plunge and created an account on the latest social network — Twitter. If you haven’t visited or heard of Twitter, it’s a site that basically strips Facebook of all its useful functions. It encourages members to indulge in, what I’ve come to find, as Facebook’s most worthless asset: status updates.

Now, I’ll admit when I first joined, I saw how status updates could be put to good use. As an economics student, I like keeping up with stocks and investments and hearing advice from the big guns in the markets. I figured, what better way to keep up with news than a site where you view mini clips of information directly from the source instead of having to read an entire story? Awesome, right? Wrong.

Seconds after joining, Twitter asked me to follow a few people who agreed with my interests. I added a couple recommended CEOs and investment gurus, and I even threw in some sports teams and players to entertain my competitive ego. I expected my Twitter “timeline” (the equivalent of a Facebook wall) to shower me with rays of knowledge that would increase my business know-how and make me the next sports authority. I was instead blindsided with useless rambling about lunch, gossip and other things that I thought previously to only spew from the fingertips of entertainment magazine journalists.

Trying to give Twitter the benefit of the doubt, I waded through a full hour of tweets, only to find myself gasping for air in the absence of any real information. I came to find very quickly that not only were the updates more inane than Five Points small talk, but the conversations were so disjointed that I found them hard to follow. I spent 15 minutes jumping back and forth between tweets just to be enlightened by Chad Ochocinco’s favorite pair of shoes and a Mozilla CEO experience at a Greek wedding.

Maybe this sort of information actually interests some people because the Twitter co-founder Evan Williams himself said, “Whoever said that things have to be useful?” I find this quote directly correlating to his site. In hindsight, maybe it’s my own fault for believing that Twitter could lead to me to a vast pool of intellectual stimulation. Regardless, whoever argues that Twitter contains any more substance than the self-indulgence of conceited celebrities’ lives and the economic elite is sadly mistaken. Let me use this article as my first and final tweet: Twitter #stinks.


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