Don't sleep on St. Pats, 3/17 2:27 a.m.
One student couldn’t quite make it to the end of the rainbow and ended up lying on his back in the middle of the South Quad hallway. He had a urine stain on his pants and appeared to be next to a large puddle of urine. He couldn’t remember how much he drank or even where he drank, but he did assure the officer that he drank "not enough."
Lucky to be uninjured, 3/18/17 12:44 a.m.
One individual was recognized by police leaning on another while walking towards Barnwell Street. He sat down because of his condition and had vomit on his hands and his forehead. Hopefully the vomit was his own. In contrast to the last St. Patty partier, when the officers asked him how much had had to drink he said he had had "enough to hurt himself."
Irish she knew what year it was, 3/18/17 5:55 a.m.
One individual was found extremely intoxicated. Officers asked for her ID and she instead attempted to give them her phone. They gave her another chance and asked for it again and she gave them her keys and wallet. At least this means she was able to remain responsible enough during her inebriation to keep track of all her belongings. While waiting for EMS, she kept trying to enter McBryde — presumably to see a boy, since no girls live there, and it may be safe to assume it was a booty call given the time and her condition. When EMS arrived they asked her what year it was and she said "2016" — she was close, but that doesn’t mean much in this instance.