Overheard at USC

Overheard at USC

Couple sitting in the Russell House:

Woman:”Where’s the football game this weekend?”

Man:”It’s a bye week.”

Woman:”A ‘bi week?’ I don’t know what that means, but I just feel like our football team likes girls and boys or something.”

Woman on the phone waiting for the shuttle by the business school:

“Well spank me twice, buy me a foam finger and call Miley Cyrus!”

Girl to friend on the main floor of the Thomas Cooper Library:
“Like, I’m this close to showing him my boobs and asking for an A on this test.”

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