Overheard at USC

Overheard at USC

Girl to friend outside Russell House- “This one time freshman year I was really high, and I fed my Horseshoe Deli sandwich to a squirrel.”

Girl to friend in Russell House talking about the night before- “This guy just tried dancing with me, and I swear to God he had some sort of large, long fruit in his pants. Like it was so weird-shaped and awfully hard to be real.”

Teacher to student in Gambrell- “I actually hate like 99 percent of your class, so just be happy I kind of like you, and don’t complain about your grade.”

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