Dear Halloween Horrors
Dear Copy Cat,
Look around you and count the number of girls in cat costumes you see. Chances are you will have lost count by the time you finish circling Pavlov’s. We all know this costume is just an excuse for you to flaunt your tiniest dress and have it be OK. In the words of the great Cady Heron, “In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” Thank you, cat girl, for letting the stereotype live on.
Dear Hell on Heels,
And the tiny outfits continue. Only this time, you decided to wear the highest heels possible. It seemed like a good idea in theory, but by the time you get to Five Points, you’ve twisted your ankles and are falling into everyone, spilling your drink on their $100 costumes. Although it’s thoroughly entertaining watching you walk barefoot down Harden Street, just take the heels down a few inches.
Dear Cowboy Casanova,
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